Welcome to my home page. As this is used only for hosting images and uploads, you shouldn't even be seeing this page. You might be looking for something in one of the links below. But first, let me tell you all...
This is a virtual private server. I lease it from HostVirtual for a fair price, and get total control over everything, including which kernel I use. So I contracted for one of their Gentoo Linux 2008.0 setups, hardened the toolchain, and recompiled everything. This included a good stripping-down of the kernel, which was also hardened. Then I configured IPTables to be super anal and SSH to be a facist. And like God creating the Heavens and the Earth, I looked on my work and saw that it was good. I then compiled PostgreSQL and Apache along with Mason, a Perl HTTP templating system that Amazon.com uses. My goal was to have my own website complete with a blog and photo album, and then to ditch Facebook.
And then I started working on my website realized that I suck at web design. In my arrogance, though, I will state that web design is currently an abhorrant practice. Seriously, who the hell uses JavaScript as part of a layout? I then gave up on visual web design.
So this is what you get.
Various images of random crap. Enough said.
Various files I have uploaded either for public or private use.
You can reach me at wswartzendruber@gmail.com. I especially want to hear from you if you manage to hack into this thing and change some stuff around. If you are one such individual, I haven't updated my software in over three months and it should be really easy for you. You can do it! :-D